Aloha from Hell!

Wish you were here…

life

  • Ate at Longhorn (another disappointing steak but I won’t get into it) which was nice. We then went back to the parent’s house to open gifts and of course that was great. I got some boots, a dress and two rings and of course, new underwear! I was too excited…

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  • It’s Christmas Eeeeveeee

    Happy Christmas Eve! I’m going out to a nice restaurant with my family and coming back to their house to open presents. I’m really looking forward to it. I love this time of year! Dumb pun, sorry. Haha

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  • My eyes are driving me nuts. It’s back and forth, back and forth between the stupid reader glasses. Off and on. Squinting constantly. I have to get the exact right distance to be able to see anything up close. I was at Spencer’s looking at body jewelry  and absolutely could…

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  • I can barely keep any food down for the past few days. I think it’s my new medication. I’m supposed to take it with food, and I do, but that doesn’t seem to be helping. This new medication experiment is turning out to be a disaster and I’m so disappointed……

  • I got my floofy wig and I’m not sure how I feel about it. When it was described as a “rats nest” wig, I gues I thought it would be ratty and floofy, not totally matted in the back. The bangs need to be styled but I don’t really know…

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  • That’s it. I’m going on a diet. I’m tired of looking like an ugly fat guy and feeling sick all the time. I’m starting to embrace my feminine side and want to explore it, but it’s hard to do when you aren’t particularly good looking and feel like you’re in…

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  • Mom tried convincing me I need my extended family. I asked why. She said “because you need people, who knows, you might need them someday.” I disagreed. I said no, they make me feel judged. I’m not doing that to myself anymore. I’m not going to feel that way if…

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  • Argh.

    I just got off the phone with one of the surgeons a while ago. My prospects don’t look well, at least with him…he was talking about my sleep apnea and stuff and how that could drive up the cost because they might not be able to do it outpatient….and he…

  • I was watching a video about this man who beat his wife to death on their honeymoon. Of course, a number of the comments were guys saying “ShE pRoBaBlY cHeAtEd On HiM”. There’s no evidence she did, but let’s say she did cheat on him on their honeymoon. Since when…

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  • I got the most beautiful black dress from Belk. It’s for Christmas of course…I tried it on and it fits great. It’s a 3X because I don’t like tight dresses. I don’t think my lighting is the best lol. It’s sheer but has an under skirt. You can’t tell from…

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