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adult bullshit

  • New look!

    I finally changed the theme! I was sick of the stark white background and well, it was getting old to look at. Tweaked some colours here and there, and added image headers of my character Ivan,  who I created in early 2003. 💜 His red hair fits the colours. I…

  • What the fuck is happening?

    My dad has been in pain since around 2001 from failed back syndrome, and back and neck surgeries. He had three in total. He’s felt bad for a long time. However, it’s gotten so much worse in the past few months. Since he took that “special” gummy that made him…

  • The Tortured Soul of Mr Delicious, Fast Food’s most bizarre mascot Mr Delicious, a middle aged dude in a suit who’s cheating on his wife and complaining about hemorrhoids is a great fast food mascot 🤣 That is a wild marketing move. Hell, it might actually work in today’s world.…

  • Oh god I’m so relieved!! I thought I accidentally overdrew my account last night while paying off Affirm and Klarna bills. I really thought I was gonna wind up  $100-200 in the red! I went to the bank and they are so helpful. That’s why I love Telco. They do…

  • I just got done paying off all my debt I could. I’m afraid I might have overdrawn, I hope not. All the charges are listed in my banking app. I once again don’t know if the pending charges are included in my balance. That irks the hell out of me.…

  • I still can’t qualify for the loan because of how little I make. Closing a credit card as well as two hard pulls on my credit has wrecked my score. It went down 80 god damn points. Closing the card knocked it down 18 points. The hard pulls though…I don’t…

  • I woke up today, went to the living room, and….there was an area in my dining room with SHIT smeared on the tiles. Just in one place, looked like it was smeared in a circular way. I got ahold of Oscar and rolled him over. Squeaky clean, no shit. If…

  • I went to my bank to apply for a loan! My chances are good if mom co signs. My income is low and the loan I’m applying for is about $1600 plus a few bucks and she said the ratio is off. My monthly payment would be just over $100!…

  • I closed my capital one card, my first and only (so far) credit card. I am scared of how this will affect my credit score. I just couldn’t deal with the never ending cycle of trying to pay it off and never being able to just DO it because I…

  • Rough day

    I’ve definitely had a rough day. I’ve been in crazy pain for three days now. It’s not an intense stabbing pain, but it’s pervasive all over my body. Literally everywhere. It feels like nerve pain with a side of chronic neck pain, something which has also been worse lately. I have…